I am torn between crediting this post to Sesame Street or giving United and RyanAir credit for ever creative fees and charges:
…There's a hole in the bottom of your pocket
There's a hole in the bottom of your pocket
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of your pocket
There's a airline ticket in the hole in the bottom of your pocket
There's a airline ticket in the hole in the bottom of your pocket
There's a airline ticket, there's a airline ticket
There's a airline ticket in the hole in the bottom of your pocket…
There's a baggage fee on the airline ticket in the hole in the bottom of your pocket…
There's a check-in counter fee on the baggage fee on the airline ticket in the hole in the bottom of your pocket…
There's a home on-line check-in fee on the check-in counter fee on the baggage fee on the airline ticket in the hole in the bottom of your pocket…
There's a tax on the home on-line check-in fee on the check-in counter fee on the baggage fee on the airline ticket in the hole in the bottom of your pocket…
There's a surcharge on the tax on the home on-line check-in fee on the check-in counter fee on the baggage fee on the airline ticket in the hole in the bottom of your pocket….
Kids, sing this every time you check in with United and RyanAir and every other airline which nickel and dimes you.
Even better, avoid flying them. Do your meetings via telepresence and watch those Big Bird re-runs at home.
