You think the Kindle's biggest controversy is with the Author's Guild?
Wrong - it is about "Tom", its text speaker.
Is it a voice synthesizer from Nuance?
Is it Tom Cruise? And will his voice mesmerize us into his faith?
And did he use its Spanish translator when he spoke to a Brazilian audience which speaks Portuguese?
Is it Tom Glynn?
Is it our son Tommy? He is a voracious reader of books - currently working his way through Texas by Michener - but we have never called him Tom though.
Or do we have a new Deep Throat?