More teenager questions

Mike Sarokin of EDS lays out a few questions a new teenager likely asks (or certainly thinks about) as a new employee.

Here's a few more that come to mind:

- Why are there so few Macs in this office?
- Why do so many people get cc'ed on so many emails?
- And yet, why is mailbox capped at 100mb. Can I forward some stuff to Gmail which gives me 5 GB for free?
- Wow - l got a tour of the massive data center. My school supported more students than we have employees, but we had a tiny data center
- Why don't we use Skype to call people around the world?
- Can I not just text message someone's cell phone rather than dial his pager?
- Everyone does not have a personal blog? We do not have a group wiki?
- Why do we pay technology industry analysts? Can we not research everything on Google?
- Are USB and Bluetooth devices banned around here?
- You kidding me - those fat manuals are for training for the system? Can I have them in MP3 files for my iPod or see a tutorial video on-line?
- Ignore my ignorance but isn't SOA just a complex mashup?
- How come our skills database does not allow for me to enter my Ruby and PHP credentials?
- When I come back for my full-time role, can I apply for one of these positions?
- Is Nintendo missing from our vendor master list?
- Finally, I noticed you were steamed at the Deal Architect blog. Do we have a IP anonymizer? I can post a nasty comment on the blog...with my web name ... McLovin -)

PS - a reader alerted me it was Mike, not Charlie Bess, who wrote the EDS post above. Fixed.