Gadgets to die for

Supposedly there were 20,000 gadgets at the CES show in Vegas.

So, what's the betting it was a bell curve with 20% of them were really crappy or a long tail with 80%?

Here are some doozies I picked up from a few thousand miles away courtesy of Gizmodo and Wired

Cars jammed with LCDs - bet you GEICO gives the Cavemen a discount for their driving with these...
150" Plasma TV - yes the Cavemen will need a bigger car and way more gas to fit this
$ 20,000 Gold and diamond case for Blackberry - pawn shop value $ 200
Knockoff media players - since you spent so much on the case above, this is only gadget you can afford
Remote control as big as a keyboard. - one way to make sure you never misplace those pesky things...
Vibrators for iPod and iPhone - just in case you do want that misplaced remote to identify where it is hiding

if you were there in person, send in your candidates for the most pimped up stuff you saw...er, experienced -)