Boil the ocean. And solve world hunger.

This HP press release attempts it.

"The new offerings help CIOs accelerate better business outcomes by mitigating risk in electronic data discovery and compliance, driving growth through better alignment of IT and business, and lowering cost through better use of data center assets."

There are at least 82 HP products under that one sentence.

In response to the WSJ asking it if it serious, HP responds “It’s a challenge when we have to talk about complex solutions,”

“It’s a tradeoff between a 54-page press release and a two-page press release.”