You may have seen a previous version about corporations from different countries and what they would do with 2 cows.
Here's a technology vendor twist.
ACCENTURE
You have 2 cows. And thousands of calves. And converted school buses to transport them.
APPLE
Two cows extremely unhappy that company, emboldened by the iPhone
settlement, is rumored to be thinking of a Big Mac ad campaign,
Supposedly the chubby PC character from the current campaign will ask
to SuperSize everyone's Vista.
AT&T
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Then you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow drops dead. You re-purchase the other and hire other consultants to rename it.
BRITISH TELECOM
You have two cows. Both are mad.
GOOGLE
You have one cow. You sell one inch squares on the cow as
advertising space. You are considering tearing down the "you can make
money without doing evil" sign on the tail to free up even more
advertising space.
GROUPE BULL
You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
HP
You have two cows. You package your milk in print cartridges. Per ounce that costs more than even SAP's milk.
HUAWEI
You have two cows. And a billion workers. The cows yield the cheapest milk
in the world. But the Chinese censors will not let you advertise your
product on the Google cow.
IBM
You have many cows. They all yield blue milk and have red polka dots around their necks.
INFOSYS
You have two cows. They freely roam the streets of Bangalore. People
worship them and give them right of way because they are at Level 5 of
the Cow Maturity Model.
MICROSOFT
You have 101 cows. They are named Vista, Media Center, Mobile, Lucky, Pongo....
NOKIA
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. Your engineers are
constantly looking for places to put more antennae.
ORACLE
Like Microsoft you have many cows. But you walk around offering to buy everyone else's cows.
SALESFORCE.COM
You have two cows. You tell everyone else they don't need cows, just milk. And you promise a 99.9% service level of delivery of milk by 6 am every morning.
SAP
You have two cows. They are named R/3 and A1S. You think Microsoft cow names are so 1990s. Your gallon of milk costs more than the entire Huawei cow.
TELESP - Brazil
You have two cows. You have trained them to yield ethanol.
