Tom Peters compliments Freddy Delgado, an elementary school principal who was a juror on the recent Enron case - ""I can't say that I don't know what my teachers were doing in the classroom. I am still responsible if a child gets lost."
In the current SOX spirit though, I suggest we make him put GPS trackers on every student and have him certify each night that they were accounted for. And then audit him frequently. And while we are at it, have the school buy a bunch of software to keep track of the records for the auditors to scan.