So, I am at a Borders cafe accessing their WI-FI hotspot. The laptop starts to run out of juice and I ask the barista if I can use the power outlet. It was near a table designated for handicapped and I thought I would be polite and ask.
She tells me "Of course not. This is the wireless zone"
I walked away with my mouth open like the AFLAC duck in the commercial with the Yogi-Berraisms...
