How we cope with email!
1. I am currently out at a job
interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for
my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic
notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you
wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all
the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4
April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was
received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your
credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each
additional word in your message.
5. Thank you for your message, which
has been added to a queuing system... You are currently in 352nd place, and can
expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
