Hamlet 2.0: To Twitter or not...

Tweet 1

To Twitter, or not : that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The pangs of frequent downtime,

Tweet 2

Or to go against a sea of analysts and influencers,

And by opposing them? To have more time to sleep;

And dream in 140 zzz’s

Tweet 3 (after system recovers)

ay, there's the rub;

Than hyper-connect with others that we know not of?

Thus conscience does make followers of us all;

Tweet 4

OMG – we are in the middle of an earthquake!

You'll, time for another power-nap?

Tweet 5

Man, that was scary!

And lose my chain of thought - micro-blog you now!

The fair Ophelia! Link Lizard!

Be all my sinful long blogs remember'd

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With thousand apologies to Shakespeare

and thousand curses to AT&T for the high cost of text messaging:)

Comments

[Jonny Bentwood]

Nothing short of genius.

Your talents are obviously wasted being focused in the IT world

[Louis Columbus]

Thanks for a good laugh this morning Vinnie, this is outstanding.

[Thomas Otter]

Good thing Shakespeare has been dead longer than 75 years, otherwise a publishing conglomerate somewhere would be after you for copyright infringement, threatening your ISP with skulls and rotten states, including Denmark.

Hamlet was a bit of twit anyway.

[Dennis Howlett]

Brilliant. Puts us Twitter addicts to shame.