What would the Jesus Phone do?

Of course evolve to JP2 - er, Jesus Phone 2,  oops, next version of iPhone - with features this Popular Science gallery asks for.

Wait - my AT&T Tilt already says yes to all 10 items in the gallery.

And the new HTC Diamond does even better - FM radio, 3.1 mp camera, eGPS, better display...

Well, ok I stretched the truth - my Tilt does not support A2DP to stream music to a Bluetooth headset.

Something my kids basic Nokia 6085 can do - that you can buy refurbished for about $ 20. I have a feeling given the humility of the Man, that would be the JP.