Questions I would ask Mark Zuckerberg

Fresh off my interview with Steve Ballmer where I out-shone Guy Kawasaki, I think I can do better than Sarah Lacy did with Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook this weekend at SXSW in Austin.

So my questions for Mark:

a) Neelie Kroes of the EU bought Steve Ballmer a nice $ 500 dinner. Then sent him a bill for $ 1.3 billion. Since you got a much smaller payout - $ 240 million - the burning question is did you just take Steve to the local pizza place?

b) Did Roger Clemens coach you before your 60 minutes interview?

c) Where can I edit this Beacon profile to show Frosted Flakes? Everything else is accurate.

d) Steve Ballmer says he only gets 60-70 emails a day. Rumor is he gets 1,000 Facebook pokes a day. Can you confirm?

e) Ok, Mark when will you admit you work for the CIA and that Dick Cheney personally recruited you? -)

Actually, at SXSW in Austin people were jamming in the audience before Mark's interview.  I would have let him join the audience and I would have taken Sarah out for a meal. And interviewed her about her new book about the re-birth of Silicon Valley. I think Sarah would rather have done that too.