Why did the chicken cross the road?

An irreverent look at our global leaders and that darned chicken which keeps going and crossing...

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

MAHMOOD AHMADIHEJAD, Iran President
I plan to bomb it. Oops, I meant blog about it.

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

DICK CHENEY
Wait till my next hunting trip.

BILL GATES
eChicken2008 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and MS Live  is an integral part of eChicken2008.

INDIAN SOFTWARE CEO
We are vegetarian, but we can develop a custom version of eChicken2008 for much less.
And much better quality - Chicken Maturity Model Level 5.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH
Oh, please, please - can I make some chicken soup and take it personally to make Fidel Castro feel better?

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

Comments

[Thyaga]

How about this:

Pervez Musharraf, President Pakistan:

Why does our Pakistan Chicken always cross the border and go to India? :)

-- Thyaga

[Dennis Howlett]

Brilliant - just the tonic I needed after my day with the cancer ridden United Arlines.

[Anil Kurnool]

Web 2.0 Entrepreneur

Our Ajax based chicken never crosses the road, but the bandwidth crunch gives the “feel” to the user.

[viinnie mirchandani]

Thyaga, Anil - as they say we should all hold on to out day and night jobs -)